2020-01-17 Edition of TCTA w/ Setfree, Mike Sledge & Shaun Surplus

On this edition of Two’s Company, Three’s Allowed, the lads speak about a great many things off the cuff.  We don’t need to mention specifics on this particular episode because it was spontaneous on the most part.

Listen, learn and be entertained!

Setfreehoosier:  “Free range Goy. Yep. LOL Open air prison camps. Show em some buttocks for IDs.”

Stay cool!

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2020-01-03 Edition of TCTA w/ Shaun Surplus & Tabitha

Hey there Ladies and Gents.

This show was cut short by an hour, because the fires here in Australia are getting out of hand.  Shaun’s next door neighbour (Bob) and his Mrs turned up to warn him of the local danger, so rather than risk not being able to keep an eye on the fires, Shaun cut the show short.

Enjoy the hour.

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80’s Music Stars – Then & Now & Shaun’s Comments

Yep Ladies and Gents.  I found this video on youtube and I commented accordingly.  But jewtube didn’t allow my comments to remain, so it was lucky I copy and pasted the said comments before they had time to delete them.

The comments are very deliberately vulgar, so discretion is advised.  Vulgar people deserve vulgar comments.

Comments are below the video.

Enjoy.

Jon Bon Gayvi looked like a faggot back then and still does now.

Madonna always looked like a disgusting skank.

Billy “I wouldn’t” Idol was a one hit wonder.

I loved Guns’N’Roses, but Axl turned into a fat bloated pig that needs makeup.

Elton John is a filthy cum swallowing faggot and NEVER looked good.

Boy George swallowed more cum than Elton John. In fact I think Boy George probably swallowed some of Eltons Cum!

Sting has a fucked up name but he aged pretty well. I hope I age that well. Even though I’m already bald.

Phil Collins was balding before he came out of the womb and he turned into a white gorilla.

Bonnie Tyler got gorgeous when she was older. I would have tapped that. When she was young though, she had hair that would RAPE you!

Bono was always gross. You women that had sex with that thing, indulged in bestiality.

Although I enjoyed the Eurythmics music, those two blokes I am sure were homosexuals. Oh WOT? One of them was a woman? You’re fucking kidding me!

David Bowie was a pin headed faggot and had the looks of a stick man.

Sinead O’Connor looks like Sinead McCarthy. It really is a “WOT THE FUCK IS THAT?” situation.

Gloria Estefan reminds me of the ugly kike that played ‘Baby’ in Dirty Dancing. I wouldn’t fuck that with my enemies dick.

I don’t know who Mick Hucknall is, but it looks like something that it’s mother kicked in the face at birth because it was so ugly.

Rick Astley was sucking Elton off whilst Boy George was sucking Astley off. It was a cum swallow fest. That was their claim to fame. Cum gurgling. Astley looks like one of the Baldwin boys as he got older, so I deem Alex Baldwin a cum gurgler.

Who can refute Ozzy Osbourne? He was a chick magnet.

Cindy Lauper deserved the ‘Slut of the Year’ award. Every year since she was a teen. If you hump Cyndi, it’s guaranteed your dick will fall off and you will have 6 million diseases to come with it.

Really? You included George Michael in this shit? If that’s not a faggoty face, I don’t know what is!

Eddie Van Halen. What kind of name is that? And what’s with that nose? It looks like an Aussie nigger nose! Somebody must have ran his face over with a truck! I must admit though, he does look a little like Tim Robins these days. Besides the nigger nose.

Kim Wilde had nice lips and an OK face. She did not age well however, unless you like prunes.

Rod Stewart always looked like an elderly woman.

OMFG! I use to have a crush on you when I was teenager Samantha and now you’re a fat, fat, fuckin fatty! WTF?! I use to masturbate nightly over you! WOT HAVE YOU DONE?

Janet Jackson – HALF NIGGER! She doesn’t even have the vaginal fortitude to be a full blooded nigger.

Bruce Springsteen is a one hit wonder kike.

Ricky Martin? You included Ricky Martin in this Top Raccoon? I’m starting to think that YOU are a cum gurgler!

Bryan Adams, another one hit wonder that thought he could use his hair to remain young. It’s gross. That hair should be hunted down and scalped, if it becomes legal to do so of course. Seriously, he looks like a skunk with too much moose.

I’d put a bet on Lionel Richie at the horse races, because he really does look like a horse.

Little needs to be said about Mick Jagger. His ultrasound photos showed how ugly he would be.

Paul McCartney starred in Lord of the Rings. His name was Smeagle.

Prince. Thank fuck that thing is dead. Terrible singer and the face of a gutter slug! Not to mention another cum gurgler. He was gurgling Eltons cum, Boy George was gurgling Rick Astleys cum, Rick Astley was swallowing David Bowies cum and the wheels on the cum go round and round.

Who the fuck are Hall and Otes? And how did the nigger become whiter in age?

Susanna Hoffs looks like a kike that was shit out of Israhells arse!

Bananarama are dressed like a bunch of jewess kike slags on the left and look like a bunch of bleach blonde haired bimbos on the right. Not single intelligent thought in their stupid heads. Hang them upside down and shake them and all that will fall out is idiocracy.

OMG! OMFG! I’ve gotta get outta here for a moment to wash my eyes, with bleach! OK, I’m back. For the love of christ, Tina Turner has to be the ugliest chimpanzee I have ever seen! God awful!

Paula Abdul looks like that kike called Sandra Bullock. But how was she even included here? She was and still is, a nobody!

Michael Jackon. 😐

Joan Jett looks like that little cum gurgling punk faggot out of Green Day. Billie “cum gurgling faggot” Armstrong. I beg to differ. I’m betting his real name is Billie “cum gurgling faggot” Armweak.

Knopfler was a shitty guitar player and has an even uglier head. One of my kids once seen him on TV and said he looked like Mr. Potatoe Head.

Steven Tyler. How in fucks name did he create something as beautiful as Liv Tyler? Seriously! That girl was begging for my penis as soon as I hit puberty and I just didn’t see the signs god dammit! We could have had beautiful babies together!

Marie Frediksson always looked like a feminist dyke. Didn’t mind some of the music by Roxette as a teen but she was never something I would have sex with. I think you’d have to lift the balls to get in.

Belinda Carlisle was always a crush of mine and given that she did some heavy duty drug abuse, she’s kept her looks up pretty well, so I will cut her some slack.

Chaka Khan. Aggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! WOT THE FUCK?

Tears for Fears look like something out of the movie Gone in Sixty Seconds. And everybody in that movie were FUCKING UGLY!

I met Olivia in an elevator once. She was a lovely person in every way at the time. So I can’t say anything bad about her.

Debbie Gibson. I didn’t meet her personally but a friend of mine from a town called Balldale did. He said that she was mighty nice. She looks OK too.

Richard Marx was a one album wonder. Besides Hazard which resuscitated him for a small time. He’s aged pretty well but looks like the vampire out of the original movie Fright Night.

Adam Ant. Who and WOT the fuck?

Ray Parker nigger.

Who the fuck is Rick Springfield?

Who the fuck is Corey Hart?

Nobody can refute the music of the Great Stevie Nicks. But unfortunately, now she looks like one of those ventriloquist puppets and with that weird smile on her face, it indeed looks like somebody has their hand up her arse!

Peter who?

Simon Le Gone?

Debbie Harry. Blondie. Never had anything against her. She was adopted and raise in New jewsy. (Jersey) Did some OK stuff, but as she got older, she formed the head of a basset hound.

Lars Ulbitch is a disgusting kabbahlist just like Madonna that would eat a baby over a sacrifice in a heart beats notice. This little bitch needs his face kicked in so that we can wipe the ugly of his head to replace it with MEGA UGLY!

Never heard of Johnny Marr.

Never heard of Morrissey.

Never heard of Annabella Lwin.

David Lee Roth is probably one of the ugliest aged prunes I’ve ever seen. He looked like a faggot little bitch when he was younger too. More than likely another cum gurgler. He was gurgling Eltons cum, Boy George was gurgling Rick Astleys cum, Rick Astley was swallowing David Bowies, David Bowie was gurglings Roths cum and the wheels on the cum go round and round.

Pat Benatar was pretty awesome, but now she looks like an old version of Kelly Osbourne.

Who’s John Taylor?

Who and WOT is Sheila E? That thing looks like it hit every branch of the UGLY tree when it fell! Seriously! That is one ugly fuckin thing!

Who’s Natalie Merchant?

The End.

2019-12-20 Edition of TCTA w/ Shaun Surplus

On this edition of Two’s Company, Three’s Allowed, Shaun speaks about:

  • Audio:  12DaysOfChimpOut
  • Audio:  Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents
  • Audio:  Galloway-Lebanon
  • Audio:  AndrewBolt-StolenGen
  • Audio:  DropBears
  • Caller:  LeRoy calls in and lets Shaun know he’s racist

And much more…

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