Coony the Truck Driver

Read along whilst Coony drives his Truck out in the desert:


So Ladies and Gentlemen.  You’ve gotta be really careful, when you’re driving out this way in the desert.

The reason you have to be careful is because you never know when a boong is going to be sleeping on the road!

That’s right!

Us boongs, for some reason like to sleep on the road!  Rather than in a bed!  I have no idea why.

But, isn’t it lucky that I am a GOOD boong driver!

I’m not one of those bad boong drivers; If I see a coon on the road, I’ve got a pretty sharp eye and I’ll make sure that I stop in time, even though I’ve got, 300 ton on the back.

Oooo look, I think I see a boong!

Oh that was close!

GPS:  Get ready, to turn right.

Ooo I gotta turn right.  I better be careful.

GPS:  Turn right.

This is prime boong territory, out here in the desert Ladies and Gentlemen.  Prime boong territory, you gotta be real careful.

Oooo look, there goes a police officer.  Lucky I didn’t hit that boong back there.  Otherwise they would have had a cleanup job to do.  That’s right.

Oooo, there’s another one!  Look out!  Almost gotcha bruddah!  (brother in coon language)

Ooo he had a cigarette.  Maybe I should stop and ask him for one, I think I’m out.

Hey wheres my, fuckin petrol?

GPS:  Get ready to turn right.

Ooo, look out!

See?  She said, “get ready to turn right”

GPS:  Turn right.

Because, on this particular GPS; They’ve actually got it mapped out where there’s boongs lying on the road.

If the GPS didn’t know where that boong was, I might have ran the bastard over!

Ahh it’s terrible.  It’s just lucky I’ve got a sharp coon eye!  That’s right.

Sings:  They came down from Migathara in a burnt out blue FJ, that farted and just shit itself in in Jutlan Parade.  And we lived?  Right next door to Bondies!

Yeah that’s right bruddah.  We were actually living next to Alan Bond for a while.  But he just didn’t like living next door to coons!


GPS:  Get ready to turn right.

Oh.  See?  This GPS, she knows where the coons are.

GPS:  Turn right.

She’s steering me clear of the coons!

Here we go.

Ahhh there we go.  I saw the coon.

Good girl!  This GPS, she really knows her stuff!

Oh I found a cigarette!  There we go.

Thank goodness, I was gonna go cold turkey bruddah.  Don’t wanna go cold turkey.

Ohh, I’m just gonna reach under the seat.  See if I can find my petrol.

Oh I found an old flaggen!  Didn’t know that was there.

I could’a, could’a drunk that flaggen last week.  When I was out.

Ahh there we go!  There we go under the seat there.  I just gotta reach across.  There we go there’s my can of petrol.

Now we’re cookin with, petrol.  <abbo laughter>  Yep.

Hey don’t you overtake me, you white muddafucka!  Yeah…

Was about to wipe a white muddafucka off the road!  He tried to overtake me.


<The sound of something hitting the truck> Oh crap!  There goes a boong…  I, I…  My eye wasn’t sharp enough this time.

Oh no.  Ohh the poor bastard.

Well, you know?  Don’t sleep on the road!  Roads are for driving, not for sleeping.

<Mysterious background voice>  Authorised by the Northern Territory.  <Mysterious laughter>  The Northern Territory government.

Oh, ooo.  Well now I got a funeral to go to.  So I’ll catch you all later.

You stay cool!

Oh ohh.  Anudder boong!

2019-12-03 Edition of White Wellness w/ Tabitha & Mike Sledge

On this edition of White Wellness, Tabs and Mike speak about:

  • jewish hollyweird’s porn creates sexual dysfunction
  • Playboy once had some intellectual articles – it’s now degenerate
  • The zodiac comes into play (Shauns notes:  god help us all LOL)
  • Esoteric Vs Modern Diet – The pineal gland and the damage done
  • Talmud Vision (TV) is spray paint for the Third Eye (the mind)
  • Pornhub is nothing more nor less than a jew tool to program people
  • Awakening people to the holohoax – Start talking about it
  • Movies need to be broken down so that people see the brain programming
  • Bile was a Sea World pronouncer and use to speak about Free Willy

And much more…


2019-12-01 Edition of Tabi’s Tidbits w/ Tabitha

On this edition of Tabi’s Tidbits, Tabitha reads an article that dates back to 1929, written by Lord Birkenhead, called ‘Save This for Your Children’s Children’.  This is more than well worth a listen. 

Not only does Tabitha enlighten you to what cosmopolitan magazine has now become, but she reads about predictions that would come to light.

You can really hear how cosmopolitan magazine has become absolute horse manure compared to what it once was, but baring in mind  that this article was more than likely written as a blue print.  Just as karl marx (note the low caps) more then likely wrote the communist manifesto as a blue print for the (((powers that be))) pen for hire or not.

Keep an eye out for more of Tabi’s Tidbits but in the meantime, have a listen!




2019-11-29 Edition of TCTA w/ Shaun Surplus

On this edition of Two’s Company, Three’s Allowed, Shaun speaks about:  It’s just one of those shows you have to listen to because of it’s anger.

Ladies, you might want to take a back seat if your constitution is weakened by hearing about Babies dying.  It needs to be spoken about though.


frizzy nigger kills Baby Girl – Rest in Peace Darlin.

2019-11-28 Edition of NWPCU w/ Mike Sledge

**  DISCLAIMER  DISCLAIMER  **  Shaun screwed up and said “Michael Moore” instead of “John Moore”.  His bad.  **  DISCLAIMER over and out!  **

On this edition of News White People Can Use, Mike speaks about:

  • Turkey day and Jive Turkey was a must
  • Ralph Lifshitz changes his name to Ralph Loren
  • After Walt Disney the Seven Dwarf kikes tempted Snow White
  • Debbie Givesome (Gibbson) is a sellout
  • Even Tomahawks are made in China, just like our country flags
  • Audio:  Woman shoots at KFC drive thru because she didn’t get a spork
  • Indians scalp people as the savages they are but people believe they are great  (Shauns notes:  Just like the abbo fucks here)
  • Slaves and where they all came from – You will be very surprised’
  • Weaponised Immigration that comes out of the kike movement to break down Western Civilisation
  • A niggah calls in to Mikes show and has some Turkey love
  • Life is about good times, good Friends, good Family etc.  (Condolences to Mike for his Mother and Father)



2019-11-26 Edition of White Wellness w/ Tabitha

On this edition of White Wellness, Tabitha speaks about:

  • The traditional feast when it comes to Thanks Giving dating back to the 17th century
  • The break down of the nuclear family – Could be seeding some kind of discord
  • Tabs talks about food – Food is a good thing to bring people together as well – “A social glue”
  • 1900:  Rice, jelly meat and Veal – 3 Lavish meals a day
  • 1933:  As the decades go by, more use of these processed foods come about
  • Breakfast through the times of America – Get the good quality stuff – Go back in time

  • Deceased Swedes have their savings used to fund tranny story hour for kids
  • San Francisco DA allows homeless and prostitutes to urinate in the streets
  • Tranny burgers are being used to target the White working class
  • Tricking Springs dairy abruptly closes
  • Vegan kill cult part 2 (audio)
  • Food from the first Thanksgiving feast
  • A history of American breakfast 1900-present
  • California bill passed to protect faggots and pedophiles
  • Why charcoal toothpaste is a poor choice
  • The racial crisis in America

2019-11-22 Edition of TCTA w/ Shaun Surplus

On this edition of Two’s Company, Three’s Allowed, Shaun speaks about:

  • Audio:  Australia’s aborigines fall through the cracks – 21 Nov 2008
  • Audio:  Australian Aborigines Ravaged By Alcohol
  • Shaun is apparently a Meth Addict and Tabs is funded big time
  • Mike Sledge calls in and talks with Shaun about the “other” network
  • Grenade (Tinea) is outed by one of her pet antifa

And much more…