Coony the Truck Driver

Read along whilst Coony drives his Truck out in the desert:


So Ladies and Gentlemen.  You’ve gotta be really careful, when you’re driving out this way in the desert.

The reason you have to be careful is because you never know when a boong is going to be sleeping on the road!

That’s right!

Us boongs, for some reason like to sleep on the road!  Rather than in a bed!  I have no idea why.

But, isn’t it lucky that I am a GOOD boong driver!

I’m not one of those bad boong drivers; If I see a coon on the road, I’ve got a pretty sharp eye and I’ll make sure that I stop in time, even though I’ve got, 300 ton on the back.

Oooo look, I think I see a boong!

Oh that was close!

GPS:  Get ready, to turn right.

Ooo I gotta turn right.  I better be careful.

GPS:  Turn right.

This is prime boong territory, out here in the desert Ladies and Gentlemen.  Prime boong territory, you gotta be real careful.

Oooo look, there goes a police officer.  Lucky I didn’t hit that boong back there.  Otherwise they would have had a cleanup job to do.  That’s right.

Oooo, there’s another one!  Look out!  Almost gotcha bruddah!  (brother in coon language)

Ooo he had a cigarette.  Maybe I should stop and ask him for one, I think I’m out.

Hey wheres my, fuckin petrol?

GPS:  Get ready to turn right.

Ooo, look out!

See?  She said, “get ready to turn right”

GPS:  Turn right.

Because, on this particular GPS; They’ve actually got it mapped out where there’s boongs lying on the road.

If the GPS didn’t know where that boong was, I might have ran the bastard over!

Ahh it’s terrible.  It’s just lucky I’ve got a sharp coon eye!  That’s right.

Sings:  They came down from Migathara in a burnt out blue FJ, that farted and just shit itself in in Jutlan Parade.  And we lived?  Right next door to Bondies!

Yeah that’s right bruddah.  We were actually living next to Alan Bond for a while.  But he just didn’t like living next door to coons!


GPS:  Get ready to turn right.

Oh.  See?  This GPS, she knows where the coons are.

GPS:  Turn right.

She’s steering me clear of the coons!

Here we go.

Ahhh there we go.  I saw the coon.

Good girl!  This GPS, she really knows her stuff!

Oh I found a cigarette!  There we go.

Thank goodness, I was gonna go cold turkey bruddah.  Don’t wanna go cold turkey.

Ohh, I’m just gonna reach under the seat.  See if I can find my petrol.

Oh I found an old flaggen!  Didn’t know that was there.

I could’a, could’a drunk that flaggen last week.  When I was out.

Ahh there we go!  There we go under the seat there.  I just gotta reach across.  There we go there’s my can of petrol.

Now we’re cookin with, petrol.  <abbo laughter>  Yep.

Hey don’t you overtake me, you white muddafucka!  Yeah…

Was about to wipe a white muddafucka off the road!  He tried to overtake me.


<The sound of something hitting the truck> Oh crap!  There goes a boong…  I, I…  My eye wasn’t sharp enough this time.

Oh no.  Ohh the poor bastard.

Well, you know?  Don’t sleep on the road!  Roads are for driving, not for sleeping.

<Mysterious background voice>  Authorised by the Northern Territory.  <Mysterious laughter>  The Northern Territory government.

Oh, ooo.  Well now I got a funeral to go to.  So I’ll catch you all later.

You stay cool!

Oh ohh.  Anudder boong!

2019-12-03 Edition of White Wellness w/ Tabitha & Mike Sledge

On this edition of White Wellness, Tabs and Mike speak about:

  • jewish hollyweird’s porn creates sexual dysfunction
  • Playboy once had some intellectual articles – it’s now degenerate
  • The zodiac comes into play (Shauns notes:  god help us all LOL)
  • Esoteric Vs Modern Diet – The pineal gland and the damage done
  • Talmud Vision (TV) is spray paint for the Third Eye (the mind)
  • Pornhub is nothing more nor less than a jew tool to program people
  • Awakening people to the holohoax – Start talking about it
  • Movies need to be broken down so that people see the brain programming
  • Bile was a Sea World pronouncer and use to speak about Free Willy

And much more…


2019-12-02 Edition of Tabi’s Tidbits

On this edition of Tabi’s Tidbits:

This is one of my favorite stew recipes. It’s an incredibly nourishing dish that will warm your bones and is easy on the digestion. It’s a perfect recipe to make anytime, but especially when recovering from illness, during one’s moon (menstrual) cycle or after indulging in too much inappropriate food.

Kitcheree keeps well in the fridge for up to a week. A good habit to get into is making soup or stew on a Sunday to last you through the week. This stew can be taken on the go in a thermos for a work lunch as well. The recipe calls for certain ingredients that may not be familiar, but all of these items can be easily sourced online. I purchase many of my pantry items in bulk from online purveyors to save time and money. Like most soups and stews, this recipe is very forgiving and great for novice cooks. Cooking good food in the home is of the utmost importance and a skill that all of our people need to hone – male or female. As always, all ingredients should be organic.

The Sacral Chakra (Svadhishthana)

When I cook I’m conscious of adding a good variety of colors to my food through the use of vegetables. This particular dish with its bright orange hue feeds the sacral chakra which is part of the lower triangle of energy centers in the body.

Second Chakra: To feel, to desire, to create
Location: Sex organs
Organ/Gland: Sex organs, reproductive glands, kidneys, bladder
Color, Element: Orange, Water
Yoga Exercises: Frog Pose, Cobra Pose, Butterfly, Sat Kriya, Cat Cow, Pelvic Lifts

Behavioral characteristics of the sacral chakra:

Emotions, feelings
Relationships, relating
Expression of sexuality, sensual pleasure
Feeling the outer and inner worlds

Sacral chakra imbalance:

Dependency or co-dependency with others (psychic vampirism)

Dependency on a substance that grants you easy access to pleasure (addiction)

Being ruled by your emotions

Feeling numb, out of touch with yourself and how you feel (deracination)

Overindulgence in fantasies, sexual obsessions (excessive masturbation, pornography)

Lack of sexual desire or satisfaction (low libido, anorgasmia)

Feeling stuck in a particular feeling or mood


(makes about 6 serving)
8 cups filtered water
1/3 cup sprouted mung beans (I like truRoots brand)
1/2 cup white jasmine rice (I like Lundberg brand)
1 bay leaf
1/2 white onion, chopped
5 cloves garlic, minced or pressed
2 teaspoons ginger, grated
2 teaspoons turmeric, grated
1/2 teaspoon dried turmeric
1/2 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon dried basil
freshly ground black pepper, to taste
Celtic sea salt, to taste
coconut aminos, to taste (I like Coconut Secret brand)
umeboshi plum vinegar, to taste (this is not a true vinegar but a brine that adds depth to many recipes as well as having alkalizing properties.  I like Eden Foods brand.)
1 cup chopped vegetables (celery, broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, beets, cauliflower, mushrooms – I use carrots only)
Garnishes: crushed red chili flakes, cilantro, scallions, sesame seeds, nutritional yeast

In a large stainless steel pot combine the water, mung beans, rice, bay leaf, onion, garlic, ginger, both turmerics, coriander, basil and black pepper.  Cover and bring to a boil.

Once boiling, lower the temperature and simmer 30 minutes until ingredients are soft and soupy.

Add the sea salt, aminos, and umeboshi vinegar to taste.  Be gentle with the seasoning.  You can always add more to your individual serving.

At this point, add the vegetables.  Firmer veggies like celery, carrots, beets, and mushrooms need about 20 minutes to cook depending on size.  Softer veggies like broccoli, zucchini and cauliflower need 10 minutes or less.  Spinach can be added right before serving to help maintain its bright green color.

Once the veggies are tender, the kitcheree is done and ready to serve.  Garnish as suggested and enjoy this hearty and flavorful stew!

Recipe adapted from the book Kundalini Yoga: The Flow of Eternal Power





2019-12-01 Edition of Tabi’s Tidbits w/ Tabitha

On this edition of Tabi’s Tidbits, Tabitha reads an article that dates back to 1929, written by Lord Birkenhead, called ‘Save This for Your Children’s Children’.  This is more than well worth a listen. 

Not only does Tabitha enlighten you to what cosmopolitan magazine has now become, but she reads about predictions that would come to light.

You can really hear how cosmopolitan magazine has become absolute horse manure compared to what it once was, but baring in mind  that this article was more than likely written as a blue print.  Just as karl marx (note the low caps) more then likely wrote the communist manifesto as a blue print for the (((powers that be))) pen for hire or not.

Keep an eye out for more of Tabi’s Tidbits but in the meantime, have a listen!




2019-11-29 Edition of TCTA w/ Shaun Surplus

On this edition of Two’s Company, Three’s Allowed, Shaun speaks about:  It’s just one of those shows you have to listen to because of it’s anger.

Ladies, you might want to take a back seat if your constitution is weakened by hearing about Babies dying.  It needs to be spoken about though.


frizzy nigger kills Baby Girl – Rest in Peace Darlin.