Hey good Ladies and Gents.
Well, last night we hit the bowling alley’s in Tonawanda, New York. What a great time we had indeed! Good beer, good conversation, great times.
The beer I was drinking last night, was called Southern Tier. It’s a locally brewed beer and packs a bit of a punch at 6% alcohol. It has a great taste with a bit of sweet and a bit of bitter.
Before we went bowling, we visited one of the 7 Wonders of the world. Yep, that’s right, Niagara Falls. It was absolutely fantastic but it was also absolutely freezing. Whilst we had a pleasant 44F here in Buffalo, there was a chill in the air and the cold coming off the water at the Falls, was well, amazing. Lucky I bought my beanie and gloves with me. I have some great footage of the Falls and some squirrels in the area. Whilst those little critters are every day life to people around here, Australia don’t have them, so they fascinate me. Jimmy was telling the Asians not to pet them, because they could have rabies but I don’t think the square throats could understand a word he was saying, so they continued to feed and try to pet the funny looking creatures. Keep an eye out for little Asian people foaming at the mouth and avoid them at all costs. On the way home we seen a raccoon. Another something that Aussies don’t have. My jaw dropped and I was pressed up against the window of the car like a fascinated school child aboard a bus.
The talk about Trump is buzzing here in New York and so far I have heard mixed feelings. Some saying it’s a good thing, some saying it’s a bad thing. Most people seem to love Trump however. And given that I don’t trust either Trump nor Kilary, I remain reserved.
Whilst it does seem that Trump has gotten off to a good start, many other Presidents and Prime Ministers around the world had done the same and ended up the same vile pieces of crap that they all seem to become. At this point for me, it’s a wait and see game.
When it comes to my trip, it seems that I won’t be able to make it to Canada. The government there is cutting it’s own throat, the more they crack down on innocent people when it comes to border control. I’ve been speaking with many people about it and it does indeed seem like getting into Canada these days is very easy, but getting back out is an entirely different ball game. And whilst it’s not out of my nature to take risks, I just don’t feel the need to fuck up the great time I am having here in the States, because Canadian border control want to feel me up and then put me in jail for a while, whilst they work out where my accent comes from. I happen to think they are a bunch of slack jaw faggots that need to be anally raped by a black man, so that they can feel the same humility their victims do.
In a few days time, I will be traveling to New York City which will cost me about 9 hours. I decided against the plane this time, because 1, I have already done 21 hours of flying and 2, I want to see and experience the States, not bypass it. I can’t wait to see some of the scenery along the way and meet some new people. I really am having one of the best times of my life.
It won’t be long now and the beautiful Shield Maiden will be owing me that contracted kiss she’s bound to. Yes, that’s right, herself and I will be getting together for a couple of days to cause some trouble and stir up the locals with talk about kikes, niggers and bad politics… Ha! No, I don’t think we will do that. I just wanted to see the look on Maidens face when I said it. I’m sure we will have a great time and have some good conversation over some good beer. I can’t wait to meet her! There are very few good people these days so meet’em whenever you can.
Alright, I am out of here. It’s 12 past 7 in the morning, so I am about to grab a shower and have some coffee, to start yet another wonderful day, here in the United States of America.