Road Trip Soon To Begin

Hey good Ladies and Gents.

Well, last night we hit the bowling alley’s in Tonawanda, New York.  What a great time we had indeed!  Good beer, good conversation, great times.

The beer I was drinking last night, was called Southern Tier.  It’s a locally brewed beer and packs a bit of a punch at 6% alcohol.  It has a great taste with a bit of sweet and a bit of bitter.

Before we went bowling, we visited one of the 7 Wonders of the world.  Yep, that’s right, Niagara Falls.  It was absolutely fantastic but it was also absolutely freezing.  Whilst we had a pleasant 44F here in Buffalo, there was a chill in the air and the cold coming off the water at the Falls, was well, amazing.  Lucky I bought my beanie and gloves with me.  I have some great footage of the Falls and some squirrels in the area.  Whilst those little critters are every day life to people around here, Australia don’t have them, so they fascinate me.  Jimmy was telling the Asians not to pet them, because they could have rabies but I don’t think the square throats could understand a word he was saying, so they continued to feed and try to pet the funny looking creatures.  Keep an eye out for little Asian people foaming at the mouth and avoid them at all costs.  On the way home we seen a raccoon.  Another something that Aussies don’t have.  My jaw dropped and I was pressed up against the window of the car like a fascinated school child aboard a bus.

The talk about Trump is buzzing here in New York and so far I have heard mixed feelings.  Some saying it’s a good thing, some saying it’s a bad thing.  Most people seem to love Trump however.  And given that I don’t trust either Trump nor Kilary, I remain reserved.

Whilst it does seem that Trump has gotten off to a good start, many other Presidents and Prime Ministers around the world had done the same and ended up the same vile pieces of crap that they all seem to become.  At this point for me, it’s a wait and see game.

When it comes to my trip, it seems that I won’t be able to make it to Canada.  The government there is cutting it’s own throat, the more they crack down on innocent people when it comes to border control.  I’ve been speaking with many people about it and it does indeed seem like getting into Canada these days is very easy, but getting back out is an entirely different ball game.  And whilst it’s not out of my nature to take risks, I just don’t feel the need to fuck up the great time I am having here in the States, because Canadian border control want to feel me up and then put me in jail for a while, whilst they work out where my accent comes from.  I happen to think they are a bunch of slack jaw faggots that need to be anally raped by a black man, so that they can feel the same humility their victims do.

In a few days time, I will be traveling to New York City which will cost me about 9 hours.  I decided against the plane this time, because 1, I have already done 21 hours of flying and 2, I want to see and experience the States, not bypass it.  I can’t wait to see some of the scenery along the way and meet some new people.  I really am having one of the best times of my life.

It won’t be long now and the beautiful Shield Maiden will be owing me that contracted kiss she’s bound to.  Yes, that’s right, herself and I will be getting together for a couple of days to cause some trouble and stir up the locals with talk about kikes, niggers and bad politics…  Ha!  No, I don’t think we will do that.  I just wanted to see the look on Maidens face when I said it.  I’m sure we will have a great time and have some good conversation over some good beer.  I can’t wait to meet her!  There are very few good people these days so meet’em whenever you can.

Alright, I am out of here.  It’s 12 past 7 in the morning, so I am about to grab a shower and have some coffee, to start yet another wonderful day, here in the United States of America.

Stay well!



4 thoughts on “Road Trip Soon To Begin

  1. Well G-morning!

    Keep having a great time while here and stay safe.

    Smart move over our communist/fascist neighbors of Canada. They move here in droves, Hollywood is full of them like Americans can’t act or something, while pretending they are a more free-er (?) nation than we are. Doing what they can to turn us into another nasty nation like they come from. Not to mention the many horror stories I’ve heard about the Canucks, customs, etc., when our military folks are trying to get back to the states by way of vehicles/driving. Harder still on women driving through with kids after their husbands have been deployed or have to move quickly back to the states. Like dealing with our military and bureaucrats isn’t enough.

    The squirrel and coon stories are funny. Never thought of that stuff. I suppose if I went to Australia I’d easily get bit or kicked by a “Roo,” Koala or some other fuzzy cute creature I am not accustomed to being around. Other than having as stuffed animals as a kid.

    By the way, squirrel and coon (Raccoon) make a great stew, barbecue, or chili. Yum. I know, I am an old meat eating murderer I am told, and should only eat lettuce.

    Have fun! Good day!


  2. Glad you are having a great time. It was synchronicity that you spend time with good friends while some ‘others’ bitch and moan and cry. Shows you who’s on the higher path, methinks.


  3. Hey Shaunie. You should get your ass out to Colorado. It’s unseasonably warm here now and would be a great opportunity to get in the mountains. Colorful Colorado is rad man! We could even go skiing as well. Arapahoe Basin is open and I think Breckenridge opened up on friday.
    Anyway have a great time! Glad to see you doing yer own thing again.


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